30
Nov
He was just awake. . .
- Anne:
- (whispers) Look! (points to an aforementioned cute guy)
- Me:
- (whispers) Is he sleeping?
- Anne:
- (whispers) No, he's praying!
Esquire Theme by Matthew Buchanan
Social icons by Tim van Damme
30
Nov
21
Jun
It could be for Jesus Camp and be called “Dirty Thirty” and I’d be all for it.
27
May
I’m going to get GINGERvitis!
13
May
Shut your whore mouth, whore, & go back to Whore Island!
I looked like a tribal person!
What you fear in the night, in the day comes to call anyway.
05
May
I mean, I don’t think any music is bad music if it means something to someone. That’s the point of the art form…
If I was a midget, I’d be a thief!
It’s new! I used to not have it!
02
May
There’s so much alcohol in this dress right now!